We recall The Karate Kid (1984). Linden tries to summarize the movie having never seen it, Molly and Beth have differing opinions of Ralph Macchio, and Jaquette reveals his love of trees. Plus, we try to keep those teens cool.

We recall Labyrinth (1986), a film starring puppets and David Bowie's codpiece. We discuss the definition of a onesie, the symbolism behind the story, and whether or not Bowie knew he had to write music for the film. We think you'll find this episode to be bow wow wonderful.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! We recall The Wizard of Oz (1939) starring the strawman, the peppermint gang, and man weirdly crying from his eyebrows. And fair warning, somehow this is our most sexual episode to date.

We recall Look Who’s Talking (1989) as a film about talking sperm. Other things have to happen in the movie, but really we can only remember that sperm talks. It’s as disturbing as we recall.

We recall Jaws (1975) and discuss how sharks are real-life monsters. Apologies to the late Roy Scheider for confusing you with Rob Schneider.

We recall Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), a title that does not include the name Indiana Jones. We predict there will be snakes, maps, and problematic white male behavior. Beth is still unsure which one this is.

OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. We recall Groundhog Day (1993) with Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell, and Scooter the Groundhog. We have a whole list of MVPs, and Molly might hurt Dan's feelings. Plus, be sure to listen to the whole ep for some prime #avocadotips.

We recall Dirty Dancing (1987) starring Patrick Swayze, the sister from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and evil Russian dancers(?). We discuss what makes dancing dirty, certain awakenings, and how plausible it is to carry three large watermelons.