125. Bram Stoker's Dracula
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Director: Francis Ford Coppola
Starring: Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves
Synopsis: Allegedly British lawyer man Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves) is sent by his firm to Transylvania to finalize some paperwork for their client Count Dracula (Gary Oldman). But it turns out this rubber-faced, wall-climbing, crucifix-hating old weirdo is actually an undead creature of pure evil…or is he?* After yassifying himself during the journey to England, Dracula is ready to reign horny terror across all of London town! His primary target is Jonathan’s allegedly British fiancee, Mina (Winona Ryder), who might be his dead wife from centuries ago (don’t worry about it)! Unable to keep it in his demonic pants, Dracula corrupts Mina’s overtly sexual friend Lucy (Sadie Frost), bringing the fury of her suitors (Richard E. Grant, Cary Elwes, and Billy Campbell) upon him. Allying themselves with famous Dutch(?) professor Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins), all of the characters we’ve been told to care about do their darnedest to destroy the man/wolf/bat/pile of rats once and for all!
*he is, but you’re maybe supposed to feel bad for him?
Bechdel-Wallace Pass? Yes
“He’s got weird butt hair.”
The Episode
We recall Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), a movie featuring giant capes, butt hair, and horniness. Plus, we have a lot of fun facts.
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