104. Hocus Pocus
Hocus Pocus (1993)
Director: Kenny Ortega
Starring: Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy
Synopsis: Coming soon.
Bechdel-Wallace Pass? Yes
The Episode
We recall Hocus Pocus (1993), a movie about three witches who return to the town of Salem after a VIRGIN lights a black flame candle. There’s also a talking cat, a horny bus driver, plus Garry and Penny Marshall are there.
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The Ratings
On a scale of 0-5 Hocus Smokus
The Trailer
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