149. The Maltese Falcon

The Maltese Falcon (1941)

Director: John Huston

Starring: Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor, Gladys George, Peter Lorre, Barton MacLane, Lee Patrick, Sydney Greenstreet

Synopsis: Coming soon.

Bechdel-Wallace Pass? Yes


Tip your goddamn milk hamsters.
— Also Dan

The Episode

We recall The Maltese Falcon (1941), a film noir where detective Sam Spade and friends(?) try to get their hands on a dingus a.k.a. a valuable black bird statuette. No feelings are felt, we crack foxy, and immediately forget what "garbage lady" means.

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The Ratings

On a Scale of 0-5 Malta Milk Balls


The Trailer

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